TREND ALERT TREND ALERT

need something FRESH IN MY LIFE

what am i to do with this ethnic hairrr of mine???

gee vir my some
KYLA WENDY BRAID$ A$$EBLIEF!!

TWO THOUSAND + LATE

dear fergie
you really are not progressive/
futuristic, you are dumb as fuck + talentless. could you please fuck off all ready, for the sake of us all, for the sake of HUMANITY!

RECE$$ION IS REAL

poor de$mond dube, not only does he sell insurance for a living but now he has to dress as a really bad TRANNY, fo children. someone's gots to pay the BILL$, ya know???



*if you would like to find out more about booking desmond for your childs birthday party contact me on 1-900-MIX-A-LOT, entertainment for the whole family, fo realsy.

THERE'S A ZULU ON MY STOEP

pa$$op pa$$op zuma is die HOND hierso!!
increasingly reports are pointing towards $outh africa being a police state

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20100220082834602C120623#more

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=nw20100216135421604C153267

I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL ARE DOING BUT I'M SENDING J-Z A FRUIT BASKET NOW!!!!

NOMSA NENE IS MY NEW BABY

hank was getting REALLY lonely so i got a new baby, NOM$A NENE!! she's tres cool, likes vintage clothes and cappuccinos and she's a HOTTER version of zarah jolie pitt, obvs.

hot men in twenty/ten: $HAUN RO$$

$HAUN RO$$:
HOT MAN, GOD DAYUM
I'M NOT WORTH, NOT WORTHY
TAKE ME NOW!
PLEASE

BLK BABY BLK BABY

so sorry i haven't blogged in a while but i've been so busy poppin/buying my new blk baby, HANK! hank is the best and oh so stylish. raak wys, the mesiah is herrrre.

dear mr. tasteee

where have you gone? why would you leave me? why have you forsaken me?

DRY WHITE SEASON

brenda fa$$ie bled fo my sins.
could this woman be mo amazing??

BALL$$

soccer + corporations are exhausting and lame, really.

"your nation's about to blow up and all you care about is the world cup."

ROLLIN WITH MY HOMIE

oh nissan man dealer i do love you, you do smell good, like chicken.