oprah hug

oprah hug-

going in for a normal hug, but instead grabing hands and shaking them in the air.

dear jub jub

$WAGGER NEVER DIES




*except when being raped in jail.

T-BO$$: STYLE ICON

kgalema motlanthe + t-boss=
$LUTTY construction workers







$o $EDUCTIVE

JUJU CHAMPAGNE CAMPAIGN

"The crowd were on their feet and stretched their arms out toward him, while Malema sat in a chair on stage with his head bowed(HA!).

Malema gave blankets and cellphones to the elderly who danced on stage with him.

A stream of people pushed toward the stage in the hope of also getting a blanket and a cellphone, but had to turn back empty-handed. The elderly crowd received bananas, apples and water."

WHERE IS MY FREE BLANKET + CELLPHONE?! WHEEERE



(I'M JUJU BITCH, SHOW ME YO TITTIES!!!)

TREND ALERT TREND ALERT

need something FRESH IN MY LIFE

what am i to do with this ethnic hairrr of mine???

gee vir my some
KYLA WENDY BRAID$ A$$EBLIEF!!

TWO THOUSAND + LATE

dear fergie
you really are not progressive/
futuristic, you are dumb as fuck + talentless. could you please fuck off all ready, for the sake of us all, for the sake of HUMANITY!

RECE$$ION IS REAL

poor de$mond dube, not only does he sell insurance for a living but now he has to dress as a really bad TRANNY, fo children. someone's gots to pay the BILL$, ya know???



*if you would like to find out more about booking desmond for your childs birthday party contact me on 1-900-MIX-A-LOT, entertainment for the whole family, fo realsy.

THERE'S A ZULU ON MY STOEP

pa$$op pa$$op zuma is die HOND hierso!!
increasingly reports are pointing towards $outh africa being a police state

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20100220082834602C120623#more

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=nw20100216135421604C153267

I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL ARE DOING BUT I'M SENDING J-Z A FRUIT BASKET NOW!!!!

NOMSA NENE IS MY NEW BABY

hank was getting REALLY lonely so i got a new baby, NOM$A NENE!! she's tres cool, likes vintage clothes and cappuccinos and she's a HOTTER version of zarah jolie pitt, obvs.

hot men in twenty/ten: $HAUN RO$$

$HAUN RO$$:
HOT MAN, GOD DAYUM
I'M NOT WORTH, NOT WORTHY
TAKE ME NOW!
PLEASE

BLK BABY BLK BABY

so sorry i haven't blogged in a while but i've been so busy poppin/buying my new blk baby, HANK! hank is the best and oh so stylish. raak wys, the mesiah is herrrre.

dear mr. tasteee

where have you gone? why would you leave me? why have you forsaken me?

DRY WHITE SEASON

brenda fa$$ie bled fo my sins.
could this woman be mo amazing??

BALL$$

soccer + corporations are exhausting and lame, really.

"your nation's about to blow up and all you care about is the world cup."

ROLLIN WITH MY HOMIE

oh nissan man dealer i do love you, you do smell good, like chicken.

POPPIN BOTTLES

hey! my name is bernice, you may know me as berny. yes, i was on JAM ALLEY. i sang r.kelly, i won a toaster. itoaster yam.

THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL AWKWARD: 2 TWIHARDS

does twilight make you harrrd? do you legitimately enjoy the twilight series as a piece of literature? really now, really??? why are you reading books about $lutty angsty vampires? is it because you can relate to them, having your blood sucked out of you? or is it because you're a poe$? JIRRE FOK MENSE,TEAM POE$.

DEVILS HAIRCUT

hitler haircut, so HOTT right now! god dayum.

NAZI JUICE

lets get real guys, we all know mirinda is way better than fanta! either way orange soda is THA BEST!!


"Kenan:Who loves orange soda?
Kel: Kel loves orange soda!
Kenan: Is it true?
Kel: Mmm Hmmm, I do I do I do ewwwwww!"

hot men in twenty/ten

a) midget gatjie

b) albino nigerian hustler

c) tiger woods

d) azn



who is the most progressive boyfriend???

hey?

get me away i'm dying

anything you think is cool is not. you are lame, you wear neon, you look like a poe$ en jy stink soos n poe$.

cape town is dying, consumed by jocks.
we need another fucking ice age to kill them all, is that so hard to ask for???

JIRRE FOK.

YES PLEASE

cheri samba is from the DRC

cheri samba is GREAT.

jirre fok

TREND ALERT TREND ALERT DU RAGS

could there be a hotter look for 2010? i think not! $WAGGERLICIOUS!!

http://www.adorag4u.com/index.cfm/fa/items.main/parentcat/30483/subcatid/0/id/409046

THINGS THAT MAKE ME AWKWARD: 1 CASTER SEMENYA IN $LUTTY CLOTHES

shame, pooor woman,not only do you find out that you have balls INSIDE YOU but the rest of the world knows too and then what do they do to you, they make you prance around in $EXY outfits to prove how much of a girrrl you really are, jirre fok arme vrou. too fokken awkard.

sheeeet son

sheet street will change your life. look at what it has for young mandisa.

"YESSSSA. IMALI, IMALI, IMALI. YESSSSSSA."

go buy fokken sheets now.

marlena evans, return of the mack.

possesed by the devil, serial killer and half of power house couple (way better than bo + hope who are lame), marlena evans YOU THE BEST!

through the course of her existence on the program she has experienced what some consider to be the most outrageous circumstances of any charcter in soap opera history. these include possession by the devil, a plummet from a thirtieth-story-window (which she survived), being used as a surrogate for genitically engineered babies rex + cassie during a four year coma, being mind-controlled to belive she was a serial killer, and becoming pregnant late in life and suffering a miscarriage which caused her to have hysterical amnesia.she has been kidnapped numerous times over the past 30 years.

god damn, now that's a woman.

chris this is for you

notorious woman beater and HOTTIE chri$ brown recently revealed the many struggles he endures in his attempts to be a brown bear through his twitter account
"what the fuck do i gotta do...WTF...yeah i said it and i aint retracting shit im not biting my tongue about shit else"
in a related story, the bears do not want chris brown, at all.

one for your scrapbooks

wifey no# 5, now thats that gan$ta love. ululate x10. easy now girrrls, there's enough zuma for all of us.

seperated at birth/ folk edition

antonia brown's spirit possesed michael laws just like when the devil possed marlena except more folksy. jesus christ.

welkom

FOK T-BOSS JAY-Z IS A POPULIST PIMP THAT GENERALLY MAKES ME HOTT. YES PLEASE, JIRRE FOK.