oprah hug

oprah hug-

going in for a normal hug, but instead grabing hands and shaking them in the air.

dear jub jub

$WAGGER NEVER DIES




*except when being raped in jail.

T-BO$$: STYLE ICON

kgalema motlanthe + t-boss=
$LUTTY construction workers







$o $EDUCTIVE

JUJU CHAMPAGNE CAMPAIGN

"The crowd were on their feet and stretched their arms out toward him, while Malema sat in a chair on stage with his head bowed(HA!).

Malema gave blankets and cellphones to the elderly who danced on stage with him.

A stream of people pushed toward the stage in the hope of also getting a blanket and a cellphone, but had to turn back empty-handed. The elderly crowd received bananas, apples and water."

WHERE IS MY FREE BLANKET + CELLPHONE?! WHEEERE



(I'M JUJU BITCH, SHOW ME YO TITTIES!!!)

TREND ALERT TREND ALERT

need something FRESH IN MY LIFE

what am i to do with this ethnic hairrr of mine???

gee vir my some
KYLA WENDY BRAID$ A$$EBLIEF!!

TWO THOUSAND + LATE

dear fergie
you really are not progressive/
futuristic, you are dumb as fuck + talentless. could you please fuck off all ready, for the sake of us all, for the sake of HUMANITY!

RECE$$ION IS REAL

poor de$mond dube, not only does he sell insurance for a living but now he has to dress as a really bad TRANNY, fo children. someone's gots to pay the BILL$, ya know???



*if you would like to find out more about booking desmond for your childs birthday party contact me on 1-900-MIX-A-LOT, entertainment for the whole family, fo realsy.